My original tumblr post was here. Original text:
People actually PAY to swim with sharks. I’d make sure the check cleared before she ever went in the water
Funny no sharks ever showed up before. I think we need to commission a study involving the frequency of shark/diver encounters based on the the type of swimwear, swimwear materiel and swimwear coverage. We will need to factor in diver breathing apparatus, traditional scuba, re-breather and none with special attention paid to nude female free divers as it relates to diver and shark behavior. The premise we are attempting to prove is that nude female free divers are more likely to encounter sharks and the sharks are statistically more likely to test female free diver breath holding skills by preventing them from surfacing without biting. Test subjects must be female, fit, strong swimmers. Apply in person.